God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

by sereklsj March 10, 2022

kill.normal.records

Kickass record distrothing outta CT. Home to The Flaming Tsunamis (RIP?) Infamous Jake and the Pinstripe Mafia, The Arrogant Sons of Bitches and Blind Luck Music.

Have you seen the new ASOB Album? No? Its outta KNR.

by 655321 November 7, 2003

Kill Woutney

An alias for a big crybaby. He uses this alias for any references to him on the internet, for fear is immaculate repuation would be ruined.

"Who is that gay dude over there telling people God doesnt exist?"
"oh, thats Kill Woutney"

by T-Money March 30, 2004

Kill Kill

Better than dank, the cream of the crop of weed, more potent than one hitter quitter, unexplainable

I got some kill kill.
That shit is kill kill.
Can you get any kill kill?

by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004

road kill

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.

I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005

eat what you kill

noun:
To earn a living or make $$ by doing your things on your own; syn to be self employed
or
To work on a commission only basis with no salary

most common: Slang = to earn your keep

The computer sales business is "eat what you kill".
I run my own business so it is "eat what you kill".
If Jayson wants to work here much longer he is gonna have to eat what he kills.

by JTH13 May 28, 2008

Kill 'em All

A common fan phrase describing a tendency for talented writers (those in anime, of all people) to wipe out a large score of fictional characters.

It can be done to show the horrors of war, for the purpose of keeping the viewer ratings up, or to explore the theme of human nature. The Kill 'em All can be done in a variety of styles:

- a systematic fashion with one-at-a-time i.e. 'Wolf's Rain',

- 3 thirds of the main characters i.e. 'Zeta Gundam',

- or more extremely, the entire cast of the series + all life in the universe + the fabric of the universe itself i.e. 'Space Runaway Ideon'

There's also the Bolivian Army ending, which usually features two survivors of an entire group fighting overwhelming odds. The story would then cut off without showing whether they died or not.

The heavyweight champion of this phrase is non-other than Yoshiyuki Tomino of Gundam, whose bouts of depression is sole reason for the slaughter of many heroes and villains in his mecha anime.

When Yoshiyuki Tomino smiles you know it's going to end in disaster. He's about to do a Kill 'Em All on the Federation and Zeon.

by Anondam August 14, 2009