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Jonas

Tall, very tall. Uncreative. Big feet. Wishes he could fly. Has an afro the size of Texas. Good personality with a big heart. Sometimes funny. Most Jonas' are good guys. But they can also be Jonasty.
Hey look! There's a Jonas.
by Un creativo hombre April 22, 2017
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Jonas’ phenomenon

The Jonasphenomenon describes a communicative device which can also be seen as a character trait. It defines a statement/testimony which is expressed in the opposite way of its original meaning, without an ironic emphasis. When looking at the intention's of its use, those are not always clear.
One can use the Jonasphenomenon to create an illusion of liking someone.
by konfuzius-15 September 14, 2022
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Jona

Jona is litterally a gay boy. He’s so nice to other people on the outside but hates people on the inside. Jona is a boy who loves to talk about other people he don’t like and is always kind when he meets them in person. Jona is a very nice guy who will always be there in your darkest times. He’s a friend you are greatful to have!

Jona is a gorgeous Human ;)
Jona is Gay
by simsibimsi November 23, 2021
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jonas

A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.
Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*
by cantahope July 26, 2022
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Jonas

Jonas:" Deine Mom hat HIV von mir du hurensohn"
Jonas dein po ist nass
by tpmodern November 24, 2023
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 4, 2022
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