by HGOOD13 June 28, 2011
typically is around the height of 5'2, blonde hair, drives a blue dodge dart, and lowkey is a hypebeast
Person (Natalie): Did you see Jake Peterson today? Hes so sexy
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight
Person 2: (Matt): nay boi im straight
by Big straight 112 October 25, 2018
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by jackthebeanstalk May 26, 2008
Jake Paul a man that doesn't understand anything about life, he thinks he is a god amongst men but in reality, he's a egotistical prick that has the worldest smallest micro penis. He's ego is literally bigger than his dick, he's knowledge for Geography is absolutely insane, because England is not a city it's a country, He has a bunch of "Friends" that back him up, but their just there to get as much fame as they can get while they with him. His fans the "Jake Paulers" are girls that don't have boyfriends and young children that think his raps are the "shit" when in reality he puts 30 words together that rhyme well but make no fucking sense, I loose my brain cells from listening to his track "IT'S EVERYDAY BRO!" Know I know why aliens don't come to Earth... This is why, "Jakey"and his "friends" along with his fans. If you've watched him this long and you're his fan, please bash your head in with a baseball bat because that does less damage than his songs...
The youtube ad-crisis never happened because of pewdiepie, but because of Jake paul just joining the site. Let's watch Jake Paul fall, and Pewds get 100 Million subscribers and then let's see Jake Paul surpass Pewds
by JerkingoffRex July 21, 2017
by IRemix February 03, 2018