Boner Shits

When one suffers from the adverse side-effects (mostly bowel related) of Viagra.

Oh damn Clara, I have the boner shits.

by theface2277 July 20, 2013

Shit Soak

n. 1. One who is such a colossal ass that he absorbs the traits of assholery by which he is surrounded.
2. A person so lame that he adopts the ambient lameness by sporting such articles as a trucker hat, skinny jeans, seven o'clock shadow, or any variation of the tribal tattoo.

poseur asshandle moron plebe wannabe newb
charlie

Check that shit soak across the way with his suede Pumas and wallet chain! Let's judge him harshly.

by maestro41 April 16, 2010

Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.

Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!

by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010

disco shit

Extremely high quality cocaine

Reference to cocaine that entered the U.S. in the late 70's and early 80's that was of unusually high purity.

"This is some disco shit," Jon said as he came up from insufflating a line. "Someone must have not have known to cut it."

by cptncoleian April 24, 2006

Analog shit

Having to go to the toilet without a phone, tablet or any other digital device.

Shit! I left my cellphone at home now i have to take an analog shit like a caveman

by Clever webster August 2, 2017

raspy shit

1. words or language having little or no sense or meaning.
2. foolish or absurd
3. talk nonsense in an attempt to deceive or threaten

pharrell- 'raspy shit' : "..dont try to come up on my ear talkin all that raspy shit..."

snoop dogg ft pharrell- 'drop it like its hot' : "..So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit.."

by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

by JoeN January 24, 2013