the waffle house

The act of pouring syrup all over your partner's naked body and using it as a lubricant for intercourse.
Last night Sarah and I did the Waffle House; it was a sticky disaster!
by Zebrapower January 25, 2015
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shit-housed

to house so much alcohol in your shit that 'hammered', 'drunk', 'tanked', 'completely rat-arsed' or any other words used to describe your level of intoxication suddenly become a simple, insipid understatement.
dude, Brent was so Shit-housed after downing that whole bottle of captain morgan private stock. whammy!
by piratesonstrike May 06, 2009
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drop a house

to cum on someones face and then give them a fake phone number.
jonica: so howd it go last night??

jessica: ugh. kyle tried to drop a house on me!!

jonica: ohMygodd. that SUCKS
by shooshgarden March 27, 2010
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Huddle House

The greatest, cheapest, always-open, eating establishment tailored perfectly for the 3AM intoxication that begs for a hearty waffle or other breakfast food. Also effective in treating the 11AM hangover with "Hash Borwns All The Way".
guy: Brother, I got the munchies real bad right now... pong just emptied me.
other guy: Time to Huddle Up!
guy: Damn straight, Huddle House it is, you're driving.
by Hasz June 10, 2004
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Gingerbread House

For this act of debauchery you will need:
- a red-headed female
- Assorted candy
- One or more gentlemen

Blow your load on the red head's face and really rub it in, but not too much.
Artfully arrange the candy as you would on a gingerbread house.
by ShamieD December 03, 2010
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Haunted House

During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.
by Cmcintir September 22, 2008
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house rape

House rape is the act of completely trashing a house during a party, leaving it completely unhabitable. The phrase became particularly popular after an incident in April 2007 where £20,000 worth of damage was caused to a house in Durham, UK.
"It's like a house rape - every single room's trashed. Every carpet is burned, they've been stamping out cigarettes on them."
by N!ATP April 24, 2007
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