paper toilet

noun. Spanglish meaning for toilet paper. Coined by people who grew up with spanish or french creole speaking relatives by directly mentally translating 'papel de toilet'.

"Chucho don't forget the paper toilet when you go to the bodega."

by bxemsmedic September 15, 2009

Toilet Paper

The most important thing in times of a pandemic.

Toilet paper is nutritious and healthy for your brain!

by Merpish Man April 26, 2020

Paper Chaser

A party that you must pay a fee to enter. Usually flyers are made to promote the party. Usually ladies are free. Men usually pay $5-$10

"Ay is the function free?"
"Naw dog its paper chaser
"Fuck that shit"

by hallucimate May 29, 2021

crapping paper

Really cheap Christmas wrapping paper. Usually purchased at the dollar store. Terribly thin, it is so fragile that wrapping a gift is next to imposable. Also known as crapmas paper

My wife bought dollar store crapping paper and forced me to wrap all the gifts.

by grandmnasterB December 22, 2009

Paper man

Someone that smokes paper like a nit bag

Madam’s is smoking paper he is a paper man

by Paper Mann October 21, 2021

paper fuck

Attempting to get rid of an employee by constantly writing them up over every little thing. Eventually their file will be full of disciplinary material and they are paper fucked.

Sarah is a horrible employee! Too bad we can't just fire her on the spot. We have to paper fuck her.

by DisgruntledSupervisor April 10, 2013

toilet paper

the white paper you wipe your bunghole with

toilet paper cleans my junk

by PudiesPie September 9, 2014