text tirade

Multiple texts sent resulting from anger or hostility.
Text tirade:

How dare you speak to me like that!!!!!
Who do you think you are?????
Are you for real?????
Will you please grow up!!!!!
What is your problem anyway????
You need therapy!!!!
by Strive2BBetter August 13, 2010
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Joel text

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.
by KyleD1972 March 03, 2021
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high texting

Texting while in a High state of mind from smoking weed!
Ayo, I was so high yesterday when I was high texting you!
by Flogic January 25, 2014
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texting terrorist

The act of sending rapid fire text messages to the same person, or sending one message that is so long that it comes through as multiple messages
He sent me 12 text messages in less than 5 minutes. He is a texting terrorist.
by AmbieIsEvil August 05, 2010
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Texting Trance

When someone is so deep in conversation via text messaging they are in a trance. Usually happens when figuring out plans with friends or texting about last night drunken escapades.
Guy 1: "I was out to lunch with my girlfriend today and she totally went into a texting trance, I had to shout her name for her to look up from her phone"
Guy 2: "who do you think she was talking to?"
Guy 1: "I don't know man, but she was giggling enough and and muttering about jello shots. She probably was retelling our crazy night last night *winks*
Guy 2: "who takes jello shots outside of college?"
by The EV-MC December 20, 2009
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text breaker

A person that breaks up texts causing multiple text bubbles instead of one.
Jessica: Tell me a story

Justin: once upon a time,
Justin: there was this guy
Justin: who really liked this girl
Justin: he did his best to win her over
Justin: it didn't work
Justin: so he died
Justin: ..alone.

Jessica: why didn't you just put everything in one text? You are such a text breaker!
by jdaq10 April 15, 2017
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Wannabe text

Similar to intellext, these are the grammatically correct texts usually seen in movies or shows that try to appeal to a pre-teen audience.

Example: Do u want 2 hangout 2morrow @ the mall ;) ?
iCarly and Beastly are wannabe texters.
by MyRazorLikestoNOMNOMNOM March 17, 2011
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