House Cracker

A White American (usually liberal) that goes out of their way to apologize for slavery and being white. Constantly reminds others whites how bad they are, while thinking it gives them moral superiority. Stupid enough to believe white privilege is real. Will throw other white people under the bus to look cool in-front of people of color. To bad people of color just think their weak.

Did you know that Steve let Tyrell put a chain around his neck and lead him around to apologize for slavery. Man Steve is such a house cracker.

by DanTheMan543 July 19, 2019

drop a house

to cum on someones face and then give them a fake phone number.

jonica: so howd it go last night??

jessica: ugh. kyle tried to drop a house on me!!

jonica: ohMygodd. that SUCKS

by shooshgarden March 27, 2010

Huddle House

The greatest, cheapest, always-open, eating establishment tailored perfectly for the 3AM intoxication that begs for a hearty waffle or other breakfast food. Also effective in treating the 11AM hangover with "Hash Borwns All The Way".

guy: Brother, I got the munchies real bad right now... pong just emptied me.
other guy: Time to Huddle Up!
guy: Damn straight, Huddle House it is, you're driving.

by Hasz June 9, 2004

Gingerbread House

For this act of debauchery you will need:
- a red-headed female
- Assorted candy
- One or more gentlemen

Blow your load on the red head's face and really rub it in, but not too much.
Artfully arrange the candy as you would on a gingerbread house.

I gingerbread housed your mom last night.

by ShamieD December 3, 2010

Haunted House

During the act of intercourse with a man using a condom, after ejactulating, removes his member from the condom with the condom remaining in ther person. The condom thus representing the ghost of the haunted house.

She loves the haunted house.

by Cmcintir November 4, 2008

doom house

A house of unmitigated evil, as chronicled by the sleeper hit 2003 epic motion picture, "Doom House 2000."

Dude, i went over to Brian's house the other day, and there were baggies everywhere. Brian's got a fucking Doom House!!

by SA Goon October 30, 2003

house rape

House rape is the act of completely trashing a house during a party, leaving it completely unhabitable. The phrase became particularly popular after an incident in April 2007 where £20,000 worth of damage was caused to a house in Durham, UK.

"It's like a house rape - every single room's trashed. Every carpet is burned, they've been stamping out cigarettes on them."

by N!ATP May 1, 2007