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Stalk Hawk 

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
Stalk Hawk by GambitKing October 6, 2015

Stall Hawk 

The act of waiting outside the door of an occupied single stall bathroom for someone to finish crapping so you can drop anchor.
Dude I got stall hawked by some old man today while taking a poo
Stall Hawk by Thompy November 29, 2015

clovis hawk 

The fucking guy ever has a 24 inch dick and fucks your bitch
Clovis Hawk just fucked my bitch last night. -Landon Coella
clovis hawk by Clovis194 March 6, 2017

oliver hawkey 

Oh my god is that oliver Hawkey, what a great guy.
oliver hawkey by OHawk18 February 25, 2018

Stephen hawking 

Stephen hawking is that one wheelchair guy. Oh and he's dead now
Yeah this fucker Stephen hawking. He was ok. But now he's dead. Oh well.
Stephen hawking by Finnagen March 14, 2018