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creamy hammer

Creamy hammer. The act of dipping your slong in a vat of cake icing and using it to hammer your significant other
by nibba boy November 17, 2017
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Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.
"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"
by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018
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Jammy Hammer

Jammy Boye has a powerful weapon that removes toxicity. Some members of the Jammy Police may be allowed to use it.
Me: XD LMAO TRASH KID

Jammy Boye: HERE COMES THE JAMMY HAMMER!
by krispturtle September 30, 2018
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jack-hammer style

A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.
OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!
by JULI ROXXX June 22, 2019
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Boof hammer

The act of absolutely boonking one of your comrades
Bro he just got Boof hammered
by Boof yammer August 29, 2019
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bung hammer

A tool used to pound the wood barrel plug closure, commonly known as a 'Bung,' into place.
The barrel was filled then the bung hammer was used to beat the plug into the bunghole.
by themagichat September 3, 2019
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Charmin Hammer

When a guy uses a toilet paper roll to jerk off
Every time John is here he messes up my toilet paper rolls. I bet he’s using the ol’ Charmin Hammer.
by Burnicus January 17, 2020
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