Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum

Not the best tasting gum but, funny-ish comics
I guess..

Amanda: Man I love Bazooka Joe Bubble Gum!
Joe: Damn thank you lady
Amanda: The comics are so cool!
Joe: Tanks you

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023

Shocking Chewing Gum

A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.

guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)

by guy that yes February 19, 2024

gum bone

Is a person with weak but flexible bone structure.

" Look at this gum bone , he can't pick up that box,but somehow he can fit in the box"

by Hdj February 20, 2008

eschewing gum

Spongy sticky stuff that you munch ad nauseam in order to help you avoid some unwise habit or procedure. Nicorette comes to mind as an example.

Violette Beauregard had a gum-chewing obsession; I suppose that there is a special gum to help someone with that addiction, but what good would chewing gum-eschewing gum do to sure your gum-chewing addition if it means that you're still chewing gum???

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

Chewing Gum

Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.

"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"

by KittyCatDestroyer1982 September 23, 2023

Juicy Fruit Gum

Shit doesn't last very long

Mike: "Hey Jimmy, want some Juicy Fruit Gum?"
Jimmy: "Hell no. It loses flavor in two minutes. Got any Trident?"

by OnlyLoveMyBedAndMyMommaImSorry April 22, 2021

getting off on those healthy gums

When a dentist flosses and masturbates at the same time.

"getting off on those healthy gums, hell yea!"

by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017