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gogheads

A goghead is a person who hates fat people and will never make it in this world. The fat people will rule them.
You are a fucking goghead. Goddamn goghead.
by Thomas Kimball November 13, 2004
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goggle gap

When skiing, you wear your goggles so that between your goggles and helmet, there is a large gap. Only acceptable in freeride skiing when worn with very low pants. Other than this, you may be referred to as a yeti.
Dude! That guy is such a yeti! Check out his goggle gap!
by Bob wants you July 7, 2006
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beer goggles

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
by Polhamus February 19, 2006
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ass goblen

1. a goblen that dwells in the anal cavity.

2. tongue of a young male, "accidentally" placed in the anus of an intoxicated female
eat bags of shit you ass goblen or. you need to get that checked i hear your ass goblen screaming!
by ASs Goub'lu'hEn December 14, 2009
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tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.
(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...
by NM Rox March 15, 2005
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gamer gogles

gamer gogles
gamer gogles: GAMER GOGLEs
by yobev October 26, 2020
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Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.
For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.
by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011
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