Body Bagger Goggles

When fucking a "body bagger", "body bagger goggles" will make her look better and may prevent you from cutting off your arm the next day.

Dude, you must have had your body bagger goggles on last night because that chick was hidious.

by xmasdj August 1, 2009

Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

by slipsonic November 10, 2015

Scandovanian Ski Goggles

Placing your ballsack on the eyes of someone.

I was taking a nap and woke up a nice of scandovanian ski goggles on my eyes

by Shamile meckalekam July 11, 2020

Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

by Paigema July 24, 2011

The goggles! They do nothing!

A "saying" that originates from sub-human animals (see also hipsters) who claim to like The Simpsons but can't be bothered to actually quote anything accurately. The CORRECT line is "My eyes! The googles do nothing!"

Douche: "The goggles! They do nothing!"

Guy: "Man, what a pretentious douche... if you're going to try to sound clever by spouting pop culture references, you should at least get them right."

Attractive Girl: "You're so right, I'll have sex with YOU now instead of that loser."

by Bitch-monkey September 8, 2009

arabian eye goggles

when someone is asleep (or passed out) and you drop your nuts over their eyes.

when ted passed out after banging that brazilian transvestite, she soon dropped each nut into his eye sockets giving him a pair of arabian eye goggles.

by kakes November 12, 2006

Japanese Rain Goggles

Japanese Rain Goggles is when a man receives oral sex from a woman while his testicles are on her eyes. Once he's about to reach an orgasm she blinks quickly giving him a slight tingle sensation to his testicles and increasing the pleasure.

She was unbelievable in bed. She just gave me a set of Japanese Rain Goggles, like I've never had before.

by Yell3p April 6, 2020