Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.

A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!

by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025

armidillo position

When you stick the dick in upside down, and suck her nipple at the same time. Complicated, but you’ll figure it out 👌🏼

Me and my girl did the armidillo position, and it was lit.

by Position king December 2, 2017

Mercenary (Sex Position)

Gay missionary.

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.

by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl

Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town

by Cytoki May 15, 2016

vietnamese fly trap position

This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.

I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.

by kingify January 14, 2025

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.

Man that guy is really a positive gangster

by R2O September 23, 2022

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.

Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.

by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022