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console football 

Console football is the term given to a style of gameplay of the game American Football. A style of gameplay in a real-life football game that would only be found in a video game version.
"Going for it" on every 4th down/extra point, regardless of obscene distances.
"Faking" every punt or fieldgoal.
Excessive use of "long bomb" plays.
"All out blitzes" on every down.

"What is this console football? They are going for it on 4th and 37?"
console football by miribus June 6, 2009
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farmers football 

When two people or more are in a room in a gaseous state. To the point of when you are actually passing gas back and forth. "Playing farmers football".
What are you two boys doing. "Chuckle chuckle", "playing farmers football!
farmers football by Passing gas November 15, 2013

American Football 

Its a fucking cool ass sport its not ment for everyone and thats chill, Anerican football players tend to be more popular at school
Some fucking dumbass put American Football as a stupid fucking band no one cares about

Uniontown football 

How bad did uniontown football lose?
75-3

no rules football

Its a game of Aussie rules football played by a group of kids/teens on the street or road, less all the rules...and less the blood rule. Basically do anything you are physically capable to stop the opponent and get the footy through the goals and if there's blood...well the game doesn't stop
We played the bastards hard and we scored 2 goals but my busted ribs are killing me and I wish me ruddy nose would stop bleeding, my mums gonna kick my ass if she finds out i been playing no rules football again, better say i fell off my skateboard.
no rules football by Bugga April 4, 2006

still got it flag football 

a group of middle aged scrubs attempting to play football
bishop moore all star, foxxy marks plays for the team still got it flag football team

2 monkeys fucking a football