by NorthBoy99 July 29, 2025
Get the A Fathermug. The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
Get the Cat Fathermug. by I like hot hot men December 1, 2022
Get the Fathermug. You: "Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creation"
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
Enemy army: *Running away from fear as you lock in*
by Fluph February 23, 2025
Get the Heavenly Father, bear witness as I show you the strength of your creationmug. 
Get the Fathermug. Performing anal sex on your typically apprehensive partner in the back of a Ford Bronco while enjoying a bowl of pho.
Good thing my girlfriend wasnt the one eating that spicy pho during my Fathers Day Special, or my dick would be on fire!
by richravens900 June 19, 2022
Get the fathers day specialmug. by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 22, 2022
Get the Father figuremug.