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Jersey Farmer

A driver from New Jersey, often seen in Philadelphia and surrounding suburbs, that insists on driving very poorly, and often very slowly. These drivers can frequently be found impeding traffic flow in the city.
A car is traveling down a city street at 10 miles an hour.

Driver behind them: “Get these Jersey Farmers off of the streets!”
by Wine Unenthusiast March 31, 2022
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farmer cookie

A normal cookie you can buy from Rewe that has no relation to farmers.
Yo let's go to Rewe and buy some farmer cookies and Spezi
by YoDawg69 May 26, 2023
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Content Farmer

Some Content Farmers exploit popular trends like The Amazing Digital Circus, Frozen, Sonic the Hedgehog, etc.
by lolmaster444 February 2, 2024
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Farmers and Fishermen

Opponents that are particularly untalented (or inexperienced) as a method of diminishing a victory; alluding to highly trained (and well-funded) armies battling countries with armies made up of drafted farmers and fishermen from the countryside; similar to peasants carrying pitchforks.
Winner of a soccer game: Haha but yea man we dominated at that soccer tournament first place baby yeahh!
Downer: ...yeah bro against farmers and fishermen.
by oh this hole sign up thing suc December 3, 2018
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Farmer

Pejorative term for someone who dresses like a (conservative) farmer, especially used for girls. Wearing e.g. turtle neck sweater (+potentially tartan patterned scarf) + bib-and-brace jeans overalls + boots. Conservative clothing style, no cleavage, no short skirt.
M: Girl, you dress like a farmer!
A: Don't you have nothing better to do? Fuck off!
by baddestman January 4, 2020
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Farmer jones

The act of drinking the leftover milk after finishing your cereal.
“I poured too much milk and now I have all this leftover in my bowl.”

“Just Farmer jones it.”
by Stubborn pug June 22, 2018
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Farmer Smart

(Not literally always a farmer) Someone who possesses extreme knowledge whether specified or broad about fairly technical subjects, but does not come off that way or wish to appear that way (whether: out of pure heart, purposely keeping away extreme Capitalists' interests, protecting their home or identity, or out of intrinsic value to internal peace).
She doesn't hang out with idiots and finds other intellectuals annoying, she must be farmer smart.
by Saviii January 23, 2023
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