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egg theory

Egg theory is the belief that says all femboys and tomboys are transgender. Egg theorists either don't believe in the existence of cis femboys and tomboys, or believe that their gender non-conformity is transphobic, completely unaware of the irony of them policing their gender based on their AGAB. When an egg theorist sees a femboy or tomboy, they try to "crack their egg", which is code for "gaslight and harass them into transitioning to the opposite gender".
Egg theorist: "Astolfo is a trans girl!"
a sane person: "Egg theory solidifies gender binarist stereotypes. Stop supporting egg theory."
by cutesy pastel living doll August 4, 2023
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egg stink

fart. To expel the built up byproduct gases of your digestion and internal decay. The rotten smelling sulfuric methane rich gas emissions from the anus.
Even when I blow an egg stink no one notices.
by Braddick September 27, 2006
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bacon and eggs

Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.

Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
by ilikeitwetpls December 5, 2004
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Chucky Egg

by chucky egg October 18, 2008
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ham and egg it

To step up one's game when other teammates are not playing well.
When Kobe went down with an injury, the team had to ham and egg it for the first half of the season.
by Dan Theman June 16, 2009
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curried eggs

The act of dipping your sweaty balls in curry powder and having an Indian lick and/or suck them
Do you like my curried eggs?
Yes. Thank you very much. Come again.
by ivanolo2010 September 23, 2010
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Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.
"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"
by Bigsize October 9, 2008
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