ghosts in your ed

if you have ghosts in your ed head get them out asap. they will make you do things that you wouldn’t normally do and tell you things that aren’t true. ha that kinda rhymed.

person one: dance monkey is a good song
person two: oh no you have ghosts in your ed

by ellacat November 13, 2020

Verbal Diarrhoea-ed

Verb
Past tense of verbal diarrhoea
When you don't shut up for at least 5 minutes about one thing or another.

"*Talking about literally anything*"
"OMG, stop!"
"What?"
"You verbal diarrhoea-ed me!"

by Banana Potato Pancakes November 14, 2020

jeffrey stephan-ed

To have a job duty or description which under deposition will be found to be lacking in ethics and legality. To be thrown under the bus by your employer.

Did you see that way his company totally jeffrey stephan-ed him?

by Harumpa September 25, 2010

Juicy Faced-ed

verb - jew-see faced-stead

1. 1st person shooter terminaology used to describe a point blank shot into an opponents face resulting in highly visual blood splatter.

2. 1st person shooter terminology that morphed into a sexual innuendo involving male and female bodily fluids.

This cat tried to roll up on me in Gears Of War 2 and got juicy faced-ed with my shotgun in hand.

by charlie211 June 22, 2009

kevin-07-ed

To be rorted or done over in some way shape or form. like Australian Prime Minister of 11 years John Howard was on the 24/11/2007

"hey? who Kevin-07-ed my pack of tim tams?"

"the tax office found out about my 2nd job on the side and i got Kevin-07-ed"

by Bruce Cassidy December 25, 2007

old boy-ed

Refers to the popular South Korean movie "Old Boy." If you just had your mind twisted and fucked by something such as an intricate movie or a web of conspiracy, you'd say "I just got old-boyed."

Shit, dude. My girlfriend just told me her ex-girlfriend isn't lesbian anymore so she broke up with me to marry her and she also said she was dude but I just didn't notice her penis during our relationship. I got old boy-ed.

by Masterofdisguisechickenleg January 13, 2011

bad big ed

A bad situation. Often involving room-mates, car problems, girl problems, etc. Sometimes related to bowel problems.

Archaic: The need to stop for gas whilst traveling long distances.

Origin: Big Ed's Gas Farm in the television show Twin Peaks.

"What's your big ed?"

"I got me a bad big ed. I got bad hams, Helvis is in town, and that chicken sandwich from Wendy's ain't sittin' too well."

"Wow. That's bad. . .real bad."

by Joe Famunda May 14, 2005