Earth

Big round ball infested with termites (us)

I licked the earth

by Someone not me September 9, 2023

Earth

Basically the place of which most people reside

Brian: "Yo where do you live?"
Sam: "Earth:

by Funny man not sam June 4, 2021

fattest person on earth

default

default is the fattest person on earth

by SMARTMAN26578 December 27, 2023

end of the earth

THE only good song from marina diamandis's album LOVE+FEAR

X: whats your favourite song from love+fear
Y: end of the earth, the rest of the songs on that album are awful
X: i agree

by lana del rey but cooler January 26, 2025

The best person on the face of the earth

I LOVE ZOE AND ZOE IS the best person on the face of the earth

"Zoe is the best person on the face of the earth"
OMG YES!

by bribri April 26, 2022

your last day on earth

Your last day on earth; I better not wake up with poop on my chest.

If I pass out and wake up with a "Boston Pancake" that will be your last day on earth.

by kplc June 20, 2009

Heaven on Earth

A loving Girlfriend

Guy 1: I just found heaven on earth
Guy 2: what’s her name

by SPACE JOE September 22, 2022