tweet dump

The act of taking a poop while updating your Twitter status

I'll be there in a minute mom, I just have to take a tweet dump

by Mr. Twitterpoop June 6, 2011

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dump lunch

Dump lunch- v. To vomit profusely and noisily due to sickness or reaction to disgust.

The smell of the formaldehyde and the sight of frog guts in biology gave me an almost irresistable urge to dump lunch all over the dissecting table.

by Zozo the Cat February 24, 2010

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Dump Blast

The biggest crap of your life that all comes out in two seconds, making your anus burn for hours, and filling up the toilet bowl. If anyone smells it, they instantly die.

Yo dude you can come to the bathroom but I just made a Dump Blast
dude: *dies*

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb January 23, 2023

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salad dump

When one ingests large amounts of salad, shits it into their bed/resting place, and sleeps in it.

Hey, Dana, I had a bad day. I might be in for a salad dump tonight

by Wetsandwxch February 15, 2019

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dumping around

When someone decides to take a break from doing anything for the day or hours at a stretch they "dump around".

This could include being shirtless and walking around your house and "dumping around" in your living room .. play some Halo.. then go dump around your porch.. make some pizza bagels and sit outside.. then go dump around in the basement and play some pong. NO PHYSICAL ACTIVITY ALLOWED. The less calories burnt the better "dumper" you are. Also extra points for being shirtless and being extra lazy

by Whatwhatintheawesome October 1, 2011

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