neolithic dump

a place of work or school ruled by someone with the common sense and mondern sensibiltys of a caveman and half the brains. it also smells bad.

stanchester community school nee neolithic dump

the e plures pessimus of dumps neolithic

see also= gound zero for matters idiotic with regards to funding

by le fay May 17, 2009

Slow Dump

To gradually break up with a person over a drawn out period of time because you aren't man/woman enough to just pull the trigger.

"Oh man, I feel really bad for Dara. I got a feelin' Paul's givin' her the slow dump!"

by Grace SF May 7, 2008

Dump Delay

Excess time spent in an airplane bathroom leading other passengers to think that you were making a stinky. Typically any time over 3 minutes for a male and any time over 10 minutes for a female.

I got hung up in the bathroom trying to squeeze out an air biscuit and the hot girl sitting next to me picked up on my dump delay. It looks like, I'll be joining the Mile High Club solo.

by Monkey Mcluvin January 22, 2009

life dump

(Verb): to inform an often unsuspecting person about a series of personal, usually dramatic life events during one overwhelming conversation

Girl 1: I think I scared him away.
Girl 2: That's because you life dumped him.

by sidewalkchalk March 8, 2013

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013

Sympathy Dump

noun
1. Similar to a cum dump, but strictly metaphorical, in that you are used for little more than someone to vent to, usually about something the dumper is fuming about at the moment.

Friend- Hey man, yesterday I was texting Katy, and the entire time she literally would not stop talking about her problems with people, holy tittyslaps

You- Huh, like people she didn't like and shit?

Friend- YASS, and every time I tried to genuinely converse, WAHM, right back to her problems with her daddy.

You- Dude, she just made you her sympathy dump.

by The_Honey_Badger December 31, 2014

Dump tingle

The feeling you get when you realize you need to go dump.

"Man, I have dump tingle."
"Yuck, go to the toilet then dude!"

by Skanem October 27, 2013