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Shitty Douche

A mixture of an asshole and a douchebag. Used as an insult to specifically a man.
You're cheating on me? You shitty douche!
by HCoS JC December 8, 2014
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douche roar

The loud scream emanating from an alpha male douchebag while lifting weights. This is done for the sole purpose of attracting attention and hopefully impressing those around him with his strength and commitment to large biceps.
Jim let out a piercing douche roar at the end of his 10th set of bicep curls.
by rimlover October 22, 2011
mugGet the douche roarmug.

croca-douche

someone who wears the type of shoe known as crocs and says something stupid or not needed and annoys and/or pisses off every one in the area. They also wear socks with the crocs.
I was standing in line and a croca-douche walked up and started tell me something about a small town in mexico
by onslaught94 June 29, 2009
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douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.
{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony January 8, 2021
mugGet the douche wagonmug.

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.
I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.
by Phephalump October 22, 2010
mugGet the schmuck-douchemug.

douche leash

The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.
It's 10 o'clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sunglasses with a neon green douche leash.
by trinalise November 26, 2011
mugGet the douche leashmug.

Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.
"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."
by Not so shorty August 25, 2012
mugGet the Douche-baggagemug.

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