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Fist Pump Disorder

An extremely contagious disorder/disease that causes you to go into crazy, hour long fits of laughter. Usually caused after watching Jersey Shore episodes. Some also feel the urge to fist pump at random times.
A: DUDE I JUST WATCHED ALL THE EPISODES OF JERSEY SHORE AND NOW I THINK I HAVE FIST PUMP DISORDER HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

J: What the fuck. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*FIST PUMP*
by sexybuttwrenchBITCH July 27, 2010
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Sex-is-love Disorder

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.
Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!
by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011
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obsessive consumption disorder

The new OCD: It is when people tend to overeat or over consume a product, such as, gasoline.
She is fat because she has OCD.

Why is she fat if she has obsessive compulsive disorder? Doesn't she do a lot of cleaning and stuff?

No. It's obsessive consumption disorder. The new OCD that is plaguing Americans. She cannot stop consuming unhealthy food. Plus she gets no exercise and overuses gasoline by driving her fat-ass everywhere.
by Herman C September 14, 2011
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Adjective - (TSD) When a person is only attracted to thugs that look like they just got out of prison. The reason the people end up in these relationships is because they suffer from a form of Psychosis that convinces the individual affected that they need a thug in their life, because bustas ain't lovin them right. Untreated TSD will eventually evolve into PTSD.
Damn Sheila dating John again? She suffering from that (TSD) Tupac Syndrome Disorder. Hope she don't end up with PTSD.
by jdllu January 3, 2019
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Polydick Disorder

The thought that a guy has more than one penis that needs to be satisfied.
Dude have you seen Joe lately?
No but I heard he has polydick disorder! He was with Tiffany and Britney at the same time yesterday.
by cheesy111 January 18, 2011
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Post-orgasmic Stress Disorder

The anxiety/stress felt after orgasm during the "coming down" period in which a person has lost the "high" achieved from their sexual activities and is starting to take in all of the shame from the deviant act they are performing.
Person A: Hey, what's wrong with Steve? He seemed psyched about hooking up with that tan chick last night?
Perosn B: It's post-orgasmic stress disorder. Turns out that chick was from Jersey - now he's fucked for life 'cause no matter what he says she's always gonna think he thinks she's the shit.
by GrizzlySt April 9, 2011
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Discord Diva

Someone in the discord who is being very picky or close-minded with the options lied out in front of them.
Allan will you stop being such a discord diva and choose a game to play.
Look who has come crawling back, decided what you wanted to play yet discord diva?
by TheManJiggityJosh February 1, 2017
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