breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.

Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."

by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011

baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.

The baby's crying every time we go to bed.

by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018

Brianna Crying

When someone is bawling so hard like how Brianna did during Spider Man No Way home.

Nathan: dang my girlfriend just broke up with me
Brandon: Did you cry like Brianna??
Nathan: yh I was Brianna crying

by CryingOnTheCeiling December 20, 2021

Cry baby

Loni Pickelberg

That is totally like Loni, she’s the definition of cry baby

by Lonipickelberg March 13, 2019

SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying

Opposite of ROFL- SOPC

The moment she went, I was about to SOPC - Sulking on the pillow crying

by dontclickme October 20, 2012

crying on camera

Cringe. Please dont.

My friend: I was crying on camera and posted it
Me: that is cringe

by Katsuki<3 December 2, 2022

crying cat

A crying cat is basically g0ul’s favorite thing.. she really likes it cause it looks like her and she always uses it. When will she ever learn that her nitro runs out and she’ll never be able to use it again?

g0ul is a crying cat period Pooh

by g0uls crying cat October 14, 2020