Chimpachimping

A person chasing red flags. They always choose the worst option there is to choose.

A: Hey, have you heard about Lauren's new boyfriend?
B: Yeah, he's so suspicious, gives off real stalker vibes.
A: I swear, Lauren is a chimpachimping

by Highlander06 September 15, 2025

Chimpanzini bananini

yash is the definition of this.

" yash is a Chimpanzini bananini "

by POOPYMCMUFFIN PANTS September 30, 2025

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

cimp

a person who thinks that he is a monster in bed, but is the kind of guy to faint after seeing a girl or boy naked

Isaac keeps saying he's a monster in bed but is such a cimp

by the big batty femboy May 7, 2025

Chimp

The act of agressively throwing anything whilst screaming.

Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.

“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”

by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025

chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025

Chimpuck

Definition:
A fictional hybrid creature that combines the brains of a chimpanzee with the energy and cuteness of a chipmunk. Known for their mischievous behavior, tree-hopping skills, and habit of mimicking sounds (especially laughter). Also used as slang for someone who’s small, smart, fast, and cheeky.

That little chimpuck ran off with my phone while giggling like me!

by ramjirau July 6, 2025