Countdown

The last 10 seconds before liftoff i.e., bustin' a nut.

I had been pumping so long and so hard, she knew the countdown had begun.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Post Count Trolling

This is when you flame other users in a smaller scale forum in an attempt to gain a high post count faster.

"Why is Bastiche such a dick all the time?"

"I think he's just post count trolling"

by Bastiche July 3, 2008

German Countdown

A sex move whose constituent act(s) is so denigrating, violent and unspeakable that it cannot be described using human language, mathematics or symbolic logic, even though it can still convey meaning in everyday conversation.

Hubert: "Dude, did you hear Beatrice got the German Countdown (der Deutschen Kündigung)?"

Barnaby: "Yeah man, I wasn't there but I know one when I see one. It's gonna be a lot harder for her to be a sperm dumpster now that she's a comatose paraplegic."

by jinglepants69 July 8, 2011

Body Count

A Heavy Metal Band founded by Ice-T and his friend Ernie C, they have since made 7 albums, with their debut album Body Count and Bloodlust being their most notable. One of the songs on the debut, "Cop Killer", caused controversy for it's violent, anti-police lyrics, which ended up in it's removal from the album, to which Ice-T then made into a Single.

"Hey you ever heard of the Metal band that Ice-T is in? It's called Body Count, it fuckin' rocks man".

by Mr. DQ January 23, 2022

Counterfriends

Fake friends. People who pretend to be your friends, but are actually back-stabbing nemeses. The word is derived from "counterfeit" and "friends."

"I thought Shakwandra and Alvin had my back, until I found out they were both sleeping with my boyfriend."

"Yeah, they're both a bunch of counterfriends. Assholes!"

by CrazyJay October 20, 2011

COUNT IT

expresses excitement, triumph, satisfaction or agreeance

can be used with sarcastic undertones

1. Sarah- yo i can't believe they're smoking us up for free again!
Rachel- yeah i fucking know!COUNT THAT SHIT BITCHES!!!

2. Allyson- Who is winning the game?
Vanessa- Who the fuck cares? we always loose homecoming. our football team fucking SUCKS
Allyson- AHAHA. TRUE THAT TRUE THAT- COUNT IT.

3. (sarcastic)
Mary-HOMYGOD MY MOMS MAKING FISH FOR DINNER
Jane- counnntttt ittttt
Mary- yo stfu she makes nice fish.

by britney fucking spears alright? August 14, 2006

Counter Strike

1) An aging first person shooter that has all the twelve year olds of the world with access to the internet cussing one another with words that they do not understand and a "l33t" language that noone, not even themselves understand. Often a game that people with very little taste in games play.

2) To physically strike a counter.

1)OMFG. H4X0Rs RuLeZed. L33t rul3z.

2) *Bang*

by You can use a pseudonym June 23, 2004