claims porn

A document of interest to an insurance claims adjuster.

That shit is like claims porn!

by Captain Carrots January 19, 2023

gnar clam

noun. A large, chunky mucus-filled loogie that is usually coughed out of your lungs/throat.

"Dude, she just hawked the biggest gnar clam I've ever seen!"

by gethighlikeplanes October 10, 2008

Mad Clam

A vagina that harbors an STD.

Jesse got an STD from Julie's mad clam.

by Islandjunky May 15, 2009

Dirty Clamato

Like it's ancestor the Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty Clamato is when you pull out a girls tampon and wipe her upper lip with it leaving a nice fishy blood mustache.

Dee Dee was on her period so she excused herself to goto the bathroom before having sex. I told her to wait and I would take it out for her and give her a Dirty Clamato. She thanked me for helping out.

by White Rodney May 27, 2009

swampy clam

A musty-smelling, nasty vagina.

"Damn, Stacy's mom had such a swampy clam"
"Yo this bitch had a swampy clam"

by Clitman April 3, 2014

Getting Chasm'ed

Giving false information about bicycles with a condescending tone.

I was getting Chasm'ed on Mountain Bike Review when I asked about 29+ wheel sets.

by ChrisGo! October 24, 2014

blue clam

The feeling a woman gets in her vagina when she hasn't had sex in a long time or the feeling she gets after sex and didn't climax

I haven't had sex in a week, I think I have blue clam. The sex was so bad now I have blue clam.

by pynkyscookies May 7, 2015