chicago kiss

a curb stomp

Aw, get him down here and we'll give him a li'l Chicago kiss by the road!

by pogglings September 20, 2016

Chicago Change Dispenser

The Chicago Change Dispenser is where you put Change into a Persons Asshole and they fart it out

I want you to give the Chicago Change Dispenser

by IdiotFlower December 14, 2021

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints (even if they lost the game).

The goody two shoes Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Chicago Nap Time

A kindergarten sport- During nap time after the teacher has left the room, the chosen boy for the day sees how many broads he can bang before nap time is over before whatever stupid shit video is going on has ended. Rules vary by school district, but sources say this pastime began in Chicago.

Tommy- "Dammit I missed class the other day, who got to play Chicago nap time?"
Brett- "Jason did, he got a score of 5"

by Synth 2 September 8, 2019

Chicago Freestyle Bandit

When a male urinates inside his partner.

Bro, I had like six liters of beer before we got to it. I had to go so bad, I accidentally became the Chicago Freestyle Bandit. I wonder if she'll want to see me again.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

West chicago

Safe not dangerous town full of Mexicans boring really boring nothing to do also known as west cheesy n idk what else yall good luck if you come🙏🏽🙏🏽

“U ready to go to west cheesy”
“Yh Lol”
“Bsmla”
“Why west Chicago”
“Bc like it small”

by Alicruz May 26, 2024

Chicago Surprise

The act of leaving ass pennies around town for unsuspecting pedestrians to find.

I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.

by DOTCOM May 9, 2017