Your friend/significant other from high school or your hometown that you would’ve married if you never left your hometown. This said person is someone who you always have feelings for, and said feelings reopen like a poorly mended wound every time you see said person.
Ex): Preston is my white hairy Buffalo.
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
Ex):
Chad: “Dude leave Sarah alone. That’s old news.”
Ben: “yeah Thad, Sarah was a lost cause after high school. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo, man.”
Thad: “Fuq dude.... you’re right.”
by Shley May 29, 2019
Get the White Hairy Buffalo mug.A person from your high school or hometown that you always had some type of crush on. This said person is someone you would’ve married if your paths didn’t veer off from each other. Someone who reopens your old feelings for them like a poorly mended wound every time you see them.
Ex): Chad: Dude, don’t go there man. Sarah was some high school bullshit. She’s your White Hairy Buffalo.
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
Thad: Damn, Chad you’re so right.
Sarah: *as she walks by Chad and Thad* Oh, hey Thad.
Thad: *gazing after her* I think my feelings just reopened for Sarah like a poorly mended wound.
Chad: what the fuck, bro.
Checklist:
1. Previous crush/significant other
2. From your hometown or high school
3. Think about him/her every now and then
4. Always wonder what he/she is up to when you return home
5. May have dumped recent men/women to try and be with said person
6. “The One That Got Away”
by Shley May 29, 2019
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Can also be used when talking about a rather large marijuana cigarette.
Can also be used when talking about a rather large marijuana cigarette.
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“Man, I can’t wait to get off work tonight and get home to smoke a huge buffalo Mary”
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John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*
John: Yeah. I think they were sexy buffalo wings.
*Tim and John immediately get a 7 inch boner*
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Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.
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