During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.
Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.
by Skipper December 14, 2004
Occurs when one feels the need to shit and is unable to find to proper accomodations and turns blue in the face, hence the name "The Blue Squeeze."
by B-money and J-sexy. August 08, 2008
after Election Day 2018 when America partially rid itself of incompetent racist complicit cheating republicans
2018's Midterm Elections' Blue Tsunami was actually a blue douche where a good portion GOP fuckers were flushed out for a new Democratic congress
by Uncle Joosie May 03, 2019
When your sexual partner pinches the bottom of your penis at the scrotum, closing off the urethra right before an orgasm.
by Evil Ozzy October 13, 2018
The female version of blue balls. The female clitoris swells due to sexual stimulus without the release of orgasm by their partner. A painful and annoying sensation which can easily be remedied by sexual intercourse or flicking the bean.
Seriously Matt is the worst. He’s always giving me blue bean, but is mad when I give him blue balls. I wish he would just finish me already.
by Macaroni with the pot May 21, 2021
A pre-planned spontaneous minstrel show in which priviliged white twenty-somethings appear in a public place and dance an over-wrought caricature of how they mistakenly believe colored people danced back when it was still acceptable to call them "colored."
White kid: "We're blues crashing the MLK memorial tomorrow!" *rubs crotch uncomfortably against his friend's younger sister's thigh*
Old black guy: *facepalm*
Old black guy: *facepalm*
by Ballbombast April 26, 2013
One who wears a blue-tooth ear piece at all times, even when they're not using a phone or it is inappropriate to use a phone, (i.e. movies, restaurant, car) simply to have the appearance of being sophisticated and trendy.
by Jack Gagnon May 22, 2007