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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

when youre having sex and the dick makes that farting sound while shoving the long plump-ass wiener into the ass. it also will make the cum soak and seap into da anality hole
those sex offenders want a barneys ultimate buttsex machine!
by xX 44100 Xx August 8, 2021
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barneys ultimate buttsex machine

It’s like an Anus Soda, But The Soda is Urethra.
What is an Fucking genital Barneys ultimate buttsex machine???
by xX 44100 Xx August 18, 2021
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Bernedette

Bernedette is a strong independent girl, who has the most purest of hearts, personality traits are trustworthy, loyal, caring, loving.

But o boy if you cross her, you will wish you where never born
Bernedette has been a good girl.
by Megan Coll November 23, 2021
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Flarshkii Barnea

1. When your uterus is squished by other organs, and moved to the mid-thigh area (Flarhskii Disease).
2. A mother Koala.
3. Justin Bieber's only fan above the age of 12 and under the age of 40 is called this.
4. The color of George Bush's scrotum is called this.
1. My mother recently was diagnosed with Flarshkii disease
2. That is such a cute Flarshkii Barneau!
3. Oh my god Flarshkii Barneaus are so weird.
4. I once saw the Flarshkii in my dreams.
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tommi barnes

Tommi Barnes

An amazing girl who is awesome and tends to be better than a lot of people. Tommi is a great tuba, bass, flute, keyboard, ect. player. Tommi is creative and musical. Though spending a lot of time alone than with people, she is one of the most amazing friends you could have.
Brittney: Did you see Tommi today?
Carly: No, she is at marching band.
by FreakShow September 15, 2014
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black-barred

Used primarily in gaming terminology. Refers to the amount of "health" a character has left. Often health shows up as a red or green bar on the screen, as the health diminishes the bar becomes black. The term "black-barred" is used when an individual has so little health remaining that no red or green may be seen, simply the black bar that has replaced it. Generally used as an expression of emergency.
I need a healer, I am black-barred!

I can't fight that guy while I am black-barred.

I hit that guy so many times, he must be black-barred.
by Hbrodie April 4, 2016
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Lake Barnes

The most amazing guy. He is sweet, caring, and loving. His features are very attractive, espeacialy his blue eyes that get you in a trance. Hes always there for his grilfriend. Hes always there for his friends. He will put his problems behind him to make his friends happy so he can help them. He smells really good too. A lot of girls find him very attractive due to his sweet personality and nice butt. He loves his friends, girlfriend and family very much, although he can be stubborn hes always there and a great listener. Lake is amazing.
Lake Barnes is simply perfect, i wish i had a Lake Barnes.
by shortyyy.5ft<3 July 27, 2016
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