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banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.
Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha
by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019
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Jazz Band

Ultimately the best extracurricular ever. Imagine 20 dude/ettes all standing around each other for a couple hours a week playing the romantic style of music. Hell yeah. Under the hot stage lights for 3 to 4 hours at a time sweating your uniforms off making your instrument shiny. What’s there not to love?
Hey man, did you see that Jazz band?
Heck yeah man! They’re hot!
Hey man, it’s jazzman.
by Yoinks there’s Scoob December 29, 2019
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Band nerd

Someone who is obsessed with band (and wants everyone to know it). A band nerd is usually obnoxious about being in band. They have nothing else going on in their life. Don’t confuse this with someone who tries hard in band or a regular member of a school band.
He’s such a band nerd that’s like his only personality trait
by chicken strip joe April 10, 2020
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Band Shit

Activities that are related to highschool marching band that prevents you from doing cooler, more fun things with friends.
Rory just said he can't make it, He's doing band shit again this Saturday
by antinigga February 22, 2020
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Wando Band

The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....

The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"

"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
by baaaapXD April 30, 2020
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Rain (band)

An English rock band, active from 1988 to 1992. Their music is rather unheard of, while some people may recognise their single, "Lemonstone Desired."

Not much is known about the group, they are very unheard-of. They only published one album, "A Taste of Rain."
Ever heard of Rain (band)?
by username4544 August 26, 2020
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