Awkward potion

An awkward potion is the name of potions in Minecraft that are used as a base for all other potions to be brewed.

this is when one of your friends makes things uncomfortable or weird while being social (makes things awkward)
tup: yo they weren't that hot

Kyle: "bro they dipped because you were standing there like you took and awkward potion.

Tim : "yo nice sack bro but not in a gay way"
dom: "what did you take an awkward potion before you got here?"
by Gods Dog July 29, 2021
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awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".
Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."
by butt_muncher July 18, 2014
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Awkward Smile

When you say something wired to someone new or embarrass yourself in front of people or that on girl named Ammie.
I dropped a box full of markers in class, picked it up and looked at everyone and gave them an awkward smile.
by EverythingIsMeaningless September 21, 2019
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Awkward Coaster

When you're taken along for an awkward ride when your friend invites you to hangout when he's actually on a date with his girlfriend.
John invites Andrew to hangout with him. Andrew goes to hangout, and all John does the whole time he's with him is he makes out with his bitch, so Andrew is taken on an Awkward Coaster ride.

-If Andrew eventually ditches because it's so damn awkward, and John yells at him, John is a faggot.
by NotChuckxoxo March 20, 2010
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Awkwarding

When ur fucking a girl in the ass and her dad is watching
by BigCMon June 07, 2025
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awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree
Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree
by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017
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Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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