if you’re in atlanta and buy african ketamine it’s probably cut with coke. you may shit your pants a little. but you won’t fall asleep!
i just did a line of african ketamine so i’m floating and geeking.
this african ketamine is making me have to shit.
this african ketamine is making me have to shit.
by Bad Word Analyst August 31, 2023
Get the african ketaminemug. by bukkit7 June 8, 2018
Get the African Subwaymug. by 459395 February 26, 2022
Get the Africanmug. African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.
How it “works” (crazier steps):
Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.
Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).
Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.
Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.
Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”
The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”
Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.
Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.
“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”
by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025
Get the African Zimbabwean Methodmug. Typically they can run fast, but will fucking die if put in a pool. They all love KFC, purplous kool aid, and watermelon.
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024
Get the African Americanmug. a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
Get the african porch monkeymug. by Cherry Poppins November 15, 2017
Get the african slush puppymug.