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whore train

myspace groups frequented by 14-17 year old scenesters (mostly girls) who have thousands of friends and lead a very large part of their lives on the internet. the point of these trains is to get a shitload of friend requests, although they seldom actually interact with most of the people they meet on myspace in real life. one must apply for the train by adding the owner, having a large amount of friends ("must have at least 2K"), and look extremely scene. once accepted, members must post the train in a bulletin a set number of times a week. the bulletin displays small pictures of all the train's members with the owner on top. members are often divided by how many friends they have, with "riders" often being a low rank. to devote one's time to this essentially means you're spending too much of your time on myspace.
omgz srsly no n00bs on the whore train, kthxbye?
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Homecoming Whore

When someone (normally a girl) is usually a goody goody inside and outside school, but when they go to the Homecoming dance, they magically transform into a whore who wants to grind with everyone. Then turn back to normal the next school day.
Wow, I never that Lauren who is an A+ student could grind like that. What a Homecoming whore
by OptimusPrime94 December 14, 2009
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Salaried Whore

A professional prostitute who is not paid per trick, but annually.

This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
Millie was a salaried whore in Soho.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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Whore Substance

When a woman in the age gap, 24 - 46 snorts cocaine (or other snortable illicit substances, including sherbet) through a a straw inserted into her vagina hole. This procedure must tke place, in humid conditions, between the times, 2:45am and 3:32am.
The time is 2:99 in this humid enviroment, and their is whore substance in my front bum.
by whore humper January 6, 2011
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Pommy Whore

That pommy whore will root with anyone who has two legs and a glass of plonk!
by Miss Swiss January 18, 2011
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Side-Whore

A Male or Female who engages in all kinds of Sex acts with People who are Married or in a LTR. These Sex Acts take place only during times when the Married or Taken individual has a few minutes to spare. Side-Whores Perform Grimy acts that are usually Quick and Performed in places like, Alleys, hallways, basements, workplace bathrooms ect. And all their services are mostly free with the exception of a few Lunches, and DD Coffee.
A. What the hell is that smell?
B. Eww! That's this dude, man, he just got back from seeing one of his Side-Whores.

Nah, I would never leave him/her for you, your just a Side-Whore.

Don't get it twisted, I'm not cheating on you with your cousin, you can't cheat on a Side-Whore.

A. (Talking to Receptionist at work), If My Wife/Husband calls me tell them I'm with a customer, if the Boss asks where I am, tell him I went to pick up my Kids from School.
B. Where you going?
A. To go see my Side-Whore.
by WeAre1 December 3, 2010
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spoiler whore

A girl (typically a crazed fangirl) who cannot get enough of her particular brand of show crack (ie merlin,grey's anatomy, etc) And spends most of her waking hours(or tries to at least), despite the fact that she has a REAL life and has things to do; looking for any possible info regarding said show. Specifically on forums where she can get her daily dose of spoilage.

Typically spoiler whores are people (girls) who can never get enough info and when we do we are forever speculating and eventually end up writing or reading fanfic to get our satisfaction. :)
-Hey Brooke, do you know the epic frepicness you are in store for on this episode of Merlin?
-No, I just know from the promo at the end of the show.
-Giiiiirrrlllll, let me tell you(commences to tell)
-How did you find all that stuff out?!?
-(sigh) Im such a spoiler whore...i just HAFTA know whats gunna happen!!!
by Marimbanator October 8, 2010
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