A versatile and experienced electrical controls engineer, professor, manager and emergency medical responder. Capable of taming the most difficult of departments but gentle enough to provide TLC for most types of injuries.
by Smedysupergopher February 6, 2025
Get the wayne schaefer mug.Wayne Hills High School? More like Wayne Thrills High School – because it’s a real thrill trying to find a classroom that doesn’t look like it’s from the 80s. The administration acts like they’re running a prison, not a school. And don’t even get me started on the extracurriculars – if you’re not on the football team, good luck getting any funding. It’s like they’re trying to prepare us for disappointment in life by giving us a head start!
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Get the Wayne mug.To drop into a Call of Duty match and fail to deploy your parachute before hitting the ground, thereby shoving your legs up through your body and out your nose.
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Get the Wayne It mug.He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.
He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.
He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.
He is a parasite.
He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.
He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.
He is a parasite.
by elevatedserotonin November 23, 2021
Get the Jairo Wayne mug.There are two types of the man who has this name. The are polar opposites.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
The first type is law abiding. He is an honerable & genuine person who has always thought of his future and has saved money for his early retirement at 55.
Because he has always treated himself in a healthy manner, his looks have not changed from the age of 30 to 55.
The second type is very loud, extremely good at lying, manipulating & bullying. This type always has an alcoholic drink in hand or waiting by the front door of the closest liquor store, in anticipation of the door being unlocked so he can keep his buzz uninterrupted. He will have a long criminal record mostly for being drunk or high and not thinking about the consequences of his actions.
As type two ages, he will not be as social as he was when he was younger. He will lose his youthful smile, thick dark hair and huge biceps.
Type two, has he has never thought of saving a dime. He only knows the “spending money like a drunken roughneck” way of life. He has never paid a dime in spousal support so he can’t go to his ex for money anymore. He steals money from his adult children, by borrowing but never returning the borrowed money. Feeling like a loser, this type will move to a different state in order to be away from the people who know him and his toxic way of life.
1) You have had your house paid for since you were 30? You are a type one Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
2) All you own is in your old rusted up 4 door car? But you used to make $10,000 every month! Oh, I see now, you are the second type of Wayne Cooke.
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