Douches Wild

When the douchiness abounds.

Douchiness galore.

Man those people are stupid. Douches wild.

by shmelenix October 24, 2009

Douche-Loop

The area of Old Town Scottsdale, AZ that consists of nightclubs such as: El Hefe, Hi-Fi, Bottled Blonde and Bevvy. Douchy nightclubs are positioned on a one way “loop” where overdressed drunk people make bad decisions and pay too much for vodka Red Bull’s and Jaeger bombs.

I saw 6 fights and 13 drunks girls crying waiting for my Uber to pick me up from the Douche-Loop.

by Amyblackwellcomedy June 2, 2018

Dial Douche

Somebody who texts you "what's up" and never responds when you send a reply. It's safe to assume that this person doesn't know dick about his or her balls and they probably listen to Juicy J.

Yeah bro who knows, he texted me once but never hit me back. He's an imperial dial douche.

by The Big Beans March 14, 2014

Douche-baggage

Noun
The children, psycho baby mamas, ex-girlfriends, criminal records or other problems that come with dating a douche bag.

"it didn't work out with Ronnie, he had two kids With two different women, that's way too much douche-baggage to deal with."

by Not so shorty August 25, 2012

douche leash

The leashes worn on the sunglasses of a frat boy or douche bag. Commonly complemented by above-the-knee plaid shorts, a polo shirt that is too small, and sandals or boat shoes - frat gear. The doucheness is compounded when worn at night.

It's 10 o'clock at night and that frat boy is sporting sunglasses with a neon green douche leash.

by trinalise November 26, 2011

Douche nozzle

Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo

Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.

by Bendy1 April 2, 2021

douche chameleon

A male who transforms into the type of douche he is surrounded by.

Chris is a douche chameleon; when he's around Dave, he's a guido douche, but when he's around Joe he's a money douche.

by basicde June 3, 2015