Don't fuck the cat

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

by Jadinator August 16, 2018

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

don't bro me if you don't know me

the line that you say to someone you do not know or barely know in response to them calling you bro. They may think they are cool or are chill and call you a bro. However, by saying don't bro me if you do not know me, you are telling them that he is in fact not a bro and does not have the right to call you a bro. One must understand what a bro is in order to say the line.

Stranger: What up bro?
You: Dude who are you? C'mon man seriously how dare you! Don't bro me if you don't know me.

by broeylogano March 24, 2013

I don't know

The inability to give the correct answer, even if there isn't one. And you know no matter what answer you give, it's WRONG!

Boss Man: Mark?
Mark: Yes?
Boss Man: What's 1+1?
Mark: I don't know.

by Steve Monty June 12, 2007

pain don't hurt

A very popular philosphy of NYU students regarding "natural causes" accidents in the workplace. A way to explain not using pain medication. usually said with a smirk, and topless.

You'll need some staples. No local antesthetic? Pain don't hurt.

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Use it, don't use it...

A passive-aggressive remark used to try convince somebody to take your (probably shitty) preceding piece of advice seriously.

John: Listen, I think your hair looks far sexier combed to the left. Use it, don't use it...

by Nine000 August 9, 2010

Don't Get AIDs

An expression used to tell someone to be careful.
Also can be in the form of 'Don't CATCH AIDS.

Guy at party: Gonna be diggin that girl out soon.

His Friend: Cool, use rubber and don't get AIDS.


Ty: Going rock climbing on Saturday

His mom: K son, just don't get AIDs. *mwah* Love you.

Ty: WTF!!!?



WWII Marine Captain: Now remember men, we're completely surrounded by the enemy. Use you head or the snipers will make your you lose it. Just don't catch AIDs and we'll be home to see our families by Christmas. Clear?

His Men: 0_o

WWII Marine Captain: I said. AM I CLEAR MEN!!!!???

His Men: er....SIR YES sir!!!!?

by Ice? si March 27, 2009