I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
The only people I've ever dated were secret agents and that fucking buff dude from the Greek Olympics.
The only other people I've been naked in front of have been some of my more coldblooded killers and that kid at the gym who I've always thought was hot.
That and my mom, and that's nothing to get excited about."
He grinned.
"So when I saw that on your bed, well, I just had to take it off.
I'm Cale Kidney Royal Savage and I'm fucking Virgin!
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
Pants Off!"
The shirtless SEAL shouted at me as I trotted back down the beach to base camp.
I did not hear the words, but I heard the tone and that's all that mattered.
"Look, guys.
I told you there's been a mix up."
The way my voice came out, I sounded as disoriented as I was.
It was strange for me to be so damned angry.
Most people would be freaking the hell out.
There was still a lot I didn't know.
"A mix up?
Is that what you call it?"
Cale demanded.
"You dicked over the one woman who'd give her heart to you."
Cale was gorgeous, but he wasn't right for me.
I'd been in too deep with a Marine for this.
"I didn't really dicked her over.
I had to.
I had to tell her the truth."
Cale shook his head.
"Yeah, well, what you should have told her is that I'm a prick and that you'll never have a relationship with me ever again.
Just tell me that you're not fucking some other chick right now," he said, staring hard at me.
My eyes widened.
"Wha-oh no.
Cale, no!"
by Drapen April 27, 2022
Get the Cale Kidney Royal Savagemug. Someone who is not only a gangster but also a savage. The two out together is a undeniable and undefeated force. 1/10 recommend fucking with them.
by ARealGangsterSavage June 1, 2021
Get the Gangster Savagemug. by 12 valve December 26, 2021
Get the Timber Savagemug. That one substitute teacher that never lets you get away with anything. She has more of an attitude than the rest of the students combined. When your friend asks a question, she ends up giving some smart-ass response back to him. Then she orders you around to like pick up things she dropped or asking you to constantly turn the heat up or down.
Doesn't let you go to the restroom or listen to music. When she reports back to the original teacher, she starts talking in that really innocent voice like she was actually doing her work. In reality she doing her make-up for 30+ minutes.
When she walks out like a stuck-up bitch, she says "bye" in a really sarcastic tone. Then the original teacher begins to yell at all of us for being so disrespectful to her.
Doesn't let you go to the restroom or listen to music. When she reports back to the original teacher, she starts talking in that really innocent voice like she was actually doing her work. In reality she doing her make-up for 30+ minutes.
When she walks out like a stuck-up bitch, she says "bye" in a really sarcastic tone. Then the original teacher begins to yell at all of us for being so disrespectful to her.
by YouKnow,ThatGuy January 17, 2017
Get the Savage Submug. 1)...Lauren M
xoxoxoxox
-PepperAnne
2)Behaving or ancting like Lauren in any form, shape or manner.
3)Conducting yourself in a way that is so funny...you cause PepperAnne to piss her pants
xoxoxoxox
-PepperAnne
2)Behaving or ancting like Lauren in any form, shape or manner.
3)Conducting yourself in a way that is so funny...you cause PepperAnne to piss her pants
Lauren is my little savage for dumping on the phone w/me... having a happy trail...and liking it!
how u like that laur-hore
luv ya!!!
RETARD shhhh don't tell anyone
how u like that laur-hore
luv ya!!!
RETARD shhhh don't tell anyone
by PepperAnne July 2, 2004
Get the Savagemug. by Bye.jama October 30, 2020
Get the Savage manmug. Jerzie jerzies are savage
by Daddy’s special friend March 20, 2019
Get the Savagemug.