Phantom Vibration Syndrome

"Phantom vibration syndrome" is when you think your phone is buzzing, but it's just your imagination playing tricks on you. It's like your pocket is the boy who cried "vibrate"!

Here's a silly joke about "phantom vibration syndrome": "Why don't ghosts use phones? Because they're already experts at phantom vibration syndrome!"

by 4uffin July 5, 2023

phantom player

A gamer who plays a video game but is rarely seen and becomes a legend

Person 1: Yo did you see that phantom player online yesterday? I thought he didn’t exist
Person 2: Wait you saw him? Holy crap!

by Phantom galaxy October 21, 2018

Phantoms

The Phantoms are a team that stands in for your rec league bye week. These boys are on the schedule but never show up because they only exist to provide an alibi to get out of the house for 3 hours only to smash parking lot beers with the crew.

Don't wait up babe we have the late game tonight against The Phantoms tonight.

by xXRoofTopHeroXx December 6, 2022

Phantom Flow

That monthly feeling you get when you haven't had your period in years.

" I must be about to Phantom Flow. I'm all bloated and sh*t!

by Jaelless October 25, 2025

phantom snort

The act of inhaling cremated ashes through the nostrils to reach a level of high.

Bro, I want to phantom snort you when you die cuz I love you so fucking much and I want you inside me

by Rocket_man16 July 2, 2019

phantom._.coss

This word is used to define a very perfect person

It can be used to call someone you love or a loved one phantom._.coss is a good word

by Furryvorecore July 12, 2021

Phantom Testicle

Slang for Spirit testicle; A handy companion to ask questions about the unfathomable whom also happens to whisper compliments and sage advice in times of need.

Even though I lost my testicle, I gained the insight and friendship of what some would wrongly call a phantom testicle. Which is stupid. There's no such thing as phantoms.

by Testicular Journeyman May 19, 2018