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Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.
"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"
by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016
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Glizzard Wizard

A person who could make a Glizzy disappear via any orifice in ones body regardless of length and width.
Mike: "Damn did you see Winston sit on that Glizzy and make it disappear?"

Marcus: "Not surprised; when I try to BBQ Glizzies when he is over, I can never find em."

Mike: "There he is! That damn Glizzard Wizard!"
by UncleBrewski210 January 18, 2023
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Liquor Wizard

One who makes alochol taste like food.
Sean is a liquor wizard. He made Washington Apples!
by Ttale March 1, 2015
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Grand wizard

The grand wizard leader of the kool kids klub made by David is based on the kkk he is very strong so strong that he says the n-word without the pass he hates black people and has a all black robe and his followers where all white robes he also does not like black animals especially black goats he hates them with all his heart. Also he hates the lgbtq and is a high chad who once threw a pride flag in a sewer he is a ultra chad
by David the grand wizard February 1, 2023
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Kram The Wizard

A magical wizard that can cast spells for anything you can dream of! Very nice looking and an excellent teacher if you want to learn magic!
Kram: Woosh! Ive appeared
Everyone else: Woah! Kram The Wizard is so cool!
by Sexy Infamous Jake July 5, 2018
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wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.
Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.
by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019
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Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based
Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name
by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025
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