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Wizard

That new video game looks SO WIZARD
by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017
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glizzard wizard

Someone who is skilled in giving oral sex, typically to someone with a penis
Man, I found out why they call her the glizzard wizard. She gave me the best time ever last night.
by SheaButterCorn January 7, 2024
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Wizard

Wizard of “Oz”, Oz” meaning “ounce”.

What you say on the phone to your paranoid dealer who consumes to much of their own product and therefore believes that their “line is tapped by the feds”, or send in a text message intead of ounce. Of course if their “line was tapped” or “the feds were reading their messages” then “the feds” would deciever the true meaning of “wizard” because they suspected your dealer of dealing, the “the feds” would deciefer the true meaning of “wizard” in all of about 10 seconds.
Hello...yep, so yeah, I wanna get a wizard off you....How much?!...but a henry is only 20!...Hmmf...Ok, I’ll meet you in the car park of Maccie Ds in 10 minutes.
by ZeeBeeBaddG November 18, 2018
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Wizards-cloak

"You need to get yourself a wizards-cloak mate"
by Blackbrain December 14, 2009
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wizard of oz

a movie that once u know about the horrors that occured during production it’ll ruin it for you forever. don’t look it up unless u never wanna see the movie in the same “wholesome family film” vibe ever again
Fake snow made from asbestos, actors being pushed too far, judy garland being abused and forced to smoke cigarettes to stay thin, accidents on set involving fire and people falling and injuring themselves and actors’ costumes and makeup causing health problems (the original tin man actor was actually hospitalised as the silver makeup absolutely wrecked the poor guy), the wizard of oz has a dark side to it. Ironically the evil witch actress was the kindest to judy.
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Head Wizard

Noun; Title held by an expert in Wizardry and leader of The Velvet Wizards.

Definition: Leader of all Wizards, is most-knowledgeable in all things Wizard related, has adapted all Wizard ways of life and strictly adheres to the beliefs, is of the highest Wizard authority. May be self-appointed in certain situations and often is female, but it is not required. The Head Wizard must have a Velvet item of clothing on at all times. When not wearing any clothing, a Velvet Staff is the only acceptable replacement.

The Head Wizard must possess excellent oral skills. Performance and aptitude tests of this skill are required.
The Head Wizard has called an emergency meeting.”

“ As the Head Wizard, only approve of your Velvet Staff, Ron.”
by Breezkneez411 May 28, 2021
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