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Squidward Wins

A brutal deconstruction fanfiction where Squidward Tentacles finally gets the amazing life that he's always dreamed of by getting sweet revenge on the people who make every day of his life a living hell.
"Squidward Wins" is a favorite of many Squidward fans.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 23, 2021
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winners love winning

Winners love winning” means that you’re a girl who likes girls, as it has the same acronym as “woman loving woman; wlw
“So what, you’re gay?”
“Well, winners love winning.”
by Idiot bartending 101 February 9, 2025
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Winning

A word that after Charlie Sheen's excessive use... it doesn't sound like you're exactly "Winning" anymore.
Person 1: Hey Phil! Today I got fired from my job, my wife left me, and the court is going to take my kids. I got all the time in the world! WINNING!!! Wanna hang out?

Phil: FAILING!!!
by Cindor March 21, 2011
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Winning

You wouldn't hear about as many female athletes shooting up in the neck in a postseason game. Females live longer because they're chicken shot about taking unnecessary risks with their bodies like that, even if they're chicken shit, they're still alive at 70 something in greater numbers than males are.
Females are no less desperate than males to win at something, they're just more desperate to live to win another day at something, which is why they usually live longer lifespans which is like winning to them.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2019
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Winning

What Charlie Sheen is currently doing. It's made out of tiger blood. :d
Interviewer: Are you bipolar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. Win here, win there, win everywhere.
by MikalMirkas March 28, 2011
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Infinity Win

Stephen Colbert IS infinity win. He is the epitome. The most epic. The most basic definition of win.

The infinite win.
by Teh Nibblorz September 9, 2010
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Win and Dip

To accomplish what you came for, then bounce.
Bro really came to the party just to talk to her, got her number, and dipped right after — straight win and dip
by Zion Moment April 23, 2025
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