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Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.
Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her
by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023
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Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight
Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!
by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024
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Hot Weasel

A modified four banger vehicle, often concidered annoying, dangerous, or down right stupid by Gen X or early Millennials.

The worst kind of "Hot Weasel" hands down, is the one tuned to backfire. These "Hot Weasels" are driven by those whom we refer to as, "Tools."
Kyle, take that shit box Hot Weasel you think is so fast and furious, and get the fuck off my property and away from my daughter you fucking tool!
by Roland W. H. December 17, 2023
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Snot Weasel

Any extremely wealthy person (typically billionaire and beyond) who behaves in a sneaky or manipulative manner in order to avoid following rules or laws everyone else in a society must follow while simultaneously sniveling about how much following the law costs them.
Forty years after Reagan and only ten after Citizens United, it's become crystal clear the US has a serious snot weasel infestation.

A tax return indicating no money paid out and $550M coming back in a refund could only have been filed by a kingpin snot weasel.

Snot weasels now control half the world's wealth.

It's time for the IRS to take a stand against snot weasels.
by DariaTX December 22, 2022
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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.
by OneStarGator July 27, 2017
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Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim
Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!
by rlosoccer August 27, 2017
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