An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.
Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!
by footballnotsoccer September 13, 2008
Get the World Cupmug. 1. The answer to guys who want their girlfriends to break up with them.(See How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days.) World of Warcraft is a game for losers who completely suck at life. Unconciously knowing how much they suck, they turn to WoW to begin a new life in a different world. In doing this, the bitch is now the bully, and can cast spells (See Lame-ASS bitch) or kill a mutated bumble bee with an oversized axe. Don't forget to rest and drink some water after that beating! Alliance, Horde, it doesn't matter which confederation, you're still a LOSER! 2. A complete life-sucker. It will replace your daily routine of going to work, working out, eating dinner, having sex, and going to bed, to calling in late to work, leaving early, and then gaming until 8am, when it is time to call in late again. Depending on which race you choose to be, the intensity of the "LOSER" sign flashing on your forehead can differ. 3. Shamans are pole-smokers. 4. If a girl plays World of Warcraft, she is most likely fat and ugly. Because she is fat and ugly, she is also probably easy. Such girls can be found on Friendster.
Mark and Joe are a couple of bitches who play World of Warcraft. Guess what two guys are getting dumped on Valentine's Day?!?!? shhhhhh... it's a surprise!
by Rosey February 9, 2005
Get the World of Warcraftmug. by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
Get the Disney Worldmug. A wonder and magic filled place wit a little rat mascot that wears gloves that are twice the size of his hands and has a duck friend that has spaz -attacks and freak-outs all the time the rat also has a rat girlfriend that also has gloves to big for
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
its hands. The duck wears a sailor hat even though he owns no boat and the rat's girlfriend has a duck friend who is just a duck named after a flower. The rat's voice sounds like he's on every drug in exsitance ansd sounds SUPER high in a childrens' show.
person1: I cant wait to go to Disney World
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
person2: why do you wanna see a crack head rat
person1: because it's Disney World
person2: so
person1: i'm still gonna visit the crack head rat
by AMONG_US_PURPLE_GUY_ October 22, 2020
Get the Disney Worldmug. by FJLG July 2, 2021
Get the Bring the worldmug. Pertaining to abusive anal penetration by an item or body part from one person to another to control, scam, & or trick their victim. Sometimes confused & referred to as Disney Land.
1. "Girl, I want to take you to DISNEY WORLD!"
Translation: (Girl, I want to but+ fu<k you.)
2. A nonce kidnaps children & takes them to Disney World too demon possess them.
Translation: (Pedophiles kidnap children & molest them anally to demon possess them) {demon possess>anal abuse that leads to schizophrenia, double personality, blackouts & terroristic behavior because the physical & mental pain & humiliation is too much to handle that their mind splits/creates another persona. When black outs occur they may not be able to remember, especially when drugs or medication are forced or used as treatment.}
Translation: (Girl, I want to but+ fu<k you.)
2. A nonce kidnaps children & takes them to Disney World too demon possess them.
Translation: (Pedophiles kidnap children & molest them anally to demon possess them) {demon possess>anal abuse that leads to schizophrenia, double personality, blackouts & terroristic behavior because the physical & mental pain & humiliation is too much to handle that their mind splits/creates another persona. When black outs occur they may not be able to remember, especially when drugs or medication are forced or used as treatment.}
by Banana's&French Fries March 31, 2021
Get the Disney Worldmug. The 2015 reboot/revival of the classic series from the 90s. It aimed to bring Jurassic Park, a thing of the past into the present day. And thus ladies and gentlemen we present to you, the Indominus Rex
Guy: "Wow they're making a trilogy of Jurassic World films, just like the original!"
Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"
Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"
Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"
Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"
by wyz1912 February 16, 2021
Get the Jurassic Worldmug.