Whale slob

A fat slob, usually with a bald head.

Oi, whale slob why can’t you find the cranberry sauce?

by Elgreat December 24, 2019

Lucia Whalen

a nosy-ass white woman who decides it is her duty to protect her neighborhood from black men, even if these black men happen to be affluent, long-time residents of said neighborhood.

Heed this warning: Temporarily remove your hoodie upon exiting my home, as there is a lucia whalen who lives next door.

Regrettably, I find myself in jail, once again, because that lucia whalen on my block has yet to comprehend that I own a house on the same block that she does.

by Johnnycake12345 July 26, 2009

Couch Whale

Couch whale is the defender of the basement they never sleep, they only wait. They start out as a basement troll but grow into a couch whale by being introduce to a couch that they like. They never leave the couch once they have turn, couch whales never part with there couch

Zach the couch whales watches over the basement trolls as they sleep

by swmf2 December 29, 2009

Ogglypoggily Whale

An Ogglypoggily is only found in North Wales Seas, especially near the surfing beach Hells Mouth near Abersoch. It's distinct poisonous markings on its back (pink zebra stripes) along with its deadly spiny tail make it a very real threat to the Surfers.

They range from 4-15 metres long.

It hunts on surfers neoprene, making surfing a dangerous activity on these shores. The only way to resist attack is to whistle 'Humpty Dumpty' non stop.

He was as dangerous as an Ogglypoggily whale

by Surfersgf December 5, 2010

Beached Whale

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

theme park whales

Those ridiculously fat people who hang around in theme parks or amusement parks, even though they can't possibly fit on the rides. Often surounded by their calfs, those babies too young to enjoy any of the rides. Basically, they have no purpose there other than to wait in long lines for food.

Look out, Bob! It's a pod of theme park whales!

by krazyglu February 12, 2007

beach my whale

the act of lying around in a food coma to relieve stomach tension caused from overeating

Uggg. After eating an entire red velvet cake, I have to beach my whale.

by dancinglimes December 15, 2008