dressing the vagina

Cumming on the vagina not in the vagina but ON the vagina. Give it that "ranch".

Her: wow u got a big juicy dick plz gove me that "ranch"
Guy: i love dressing the vagina

by Swegaster December 1, 2016

vagina faithful

A married woman wants to get laid but stay faithful to her husband so she takes it in the ass. By not having her bagina penetrated, she remains vagina faithful.

Ruth is a good mom and wife. Every time she goes on a business trip she remains 100% Vagina faithful to her husband.

by Bobby_Ginga February 19, 2017

windsock vagina

A vagina so loose that the term, throwing a hot dog down a hallway, doesn't do it justice. In fact, the vagina is so loose that normal cycle sports, wind surfing, or any activity which involves motion.... creates a. windsock effect on the vagina.

Lucy's mom went motorcyling and we saw her windsock vagina flapping in the wind.

by Matt666999666999 March 11, 2014

vagina fizzled

when a girl is being diffcult or a bitch

Man, that girl accountant was vagina fizzled because i asked for a pen.

by Befford February 27, 2009

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

vagina vaykay

Sex tourism.

I'm going to Thailand for a vagina vaykay, wanna come?

I'm married.

Yeah, so what's your point?

by Shuaman October 5, 2018

vagina horn

The little piece of skin that's left hanging over your vagina hole after a episiotomy.

Please don't get my vagina horn stuck between your teeth.

by omg bitch May 17, 2017