When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. Unicorn Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her and throw away the key ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
Unicorn country girl are rare they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing ,rolling in the hey ,honesty, love,and loyal as the day is long
Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Unicorn girls are the ones men pray to find for girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Louisiana, TEXAS etc. Most unicorn girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Unicorn Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .
If your lucky enough to capture one keep her close and love her well ...
by A true country unicorn September 20, 2017
Get the a country unicornmug. When one decides to make a dance move that is easier then "dabbing" because we all know the dab is dead, then creates a movement of energy and passion resulting in positivity for everyone. Be cautious when hitting the flaccid unicorn this could result in a very good time and smiles you might end up shitting rainbows and glitter but it's for people who love to live dangerously because let's be real guys staying flaccid is a state of mind. It's rare to spot a unicorn already but to have seen a flaccid unicorn or have been next to one you truly are blessed and great things can only come your way!
Whalon has some awesome dance moves! He just hit the flaccid unicorn! I feel honored to have witnessed him hit the flaccid unicorn
by FlaccidUnicorm November 5, 2016
Get the Flaccid Unicornmug. When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
Get the Magenta unicornmug. Needed for satisfying two women, the act of strapping a dildo on to one's own forehead while thrashing their head like they are listening to heavy metal, while it is penetrating the women's rectum also simultaneously yelling at the top of their longs the opening to my little pony. And as she skirks let's out a death defying neigh.
P1: "did you head that noise last night?"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
P2: "I think our neighbors sons daughter of her friend was getting a Unicorn Horn."
P1: "What a wild ride!"
by ElCumCollector August 7, 2023
Get the Unicorn Hornmug. A hot WHITE chick who loves and has knowledge of Hip Hop. Not just top 40 Hip Hop but even the Hood and Ratchet shit for example like Meek Mill and Migos.
After his WHITE girlfriend took him to shop for organic kale at Whole Foods after a Dave Matthews concert (she chose Dave over a YG concert), he realized she was not a mythical unicorn.
by NYCtoChi March 11, 2015
Get the mythical unicornmug. by Omar Patton Eisenhower III June 14, 2019
Get the Unicorn Slapmug.