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twist the fuck off

To completely go off the chain, to explode into a murderous tirade, to have an unparaleled fit, to morph into a tantrum, to blow an arse-gasket, to rip somene a new arsehole, to go on an unforgettable tare, to have a bigtime bitch-fit, to fly into a dangerous, wrath-fueled rage, to go completely off on someone, to treat someone to the uttermost of one's explosive rage, to lose all composure and to totally blow up, to let someone have the angriest, no-holes-barred pieces of your mind, to express the most extremely destructive fury and madness towards another, to exhibit unbridled fury, to hurl oneself at, about, on or around another like a hurricane or an F5 tornado, spewing ones's devastating, furious rage like storm debris aloft on the circulating , whirling, swift currents of its eye or vortex, to verbally anhillate someone else who is deemed deserving of nothing less.
Gunner "twisted the fuck off" on his roommate because his roommate banged Gunner's girlfriend while Gunner was out shopping for a suitable engagement ring for the girl he thought he wanted to marry.

She "twists the fuck off" on anyone who dares to call her the "c-word" because she hates that derogatory slang word like no other spoken word.

While Reverend G. is generally not the type to "twist the fuck off," you should not do anything that might enfuriate him.

Slandra warned the store clerk, "Do not make me "twist the fuck off" on you for being such an imbecile. I can go off quicker than a cap on a bottle of the cheapest champagne."
by CunningLinguist'sWordsmith January 13, 2023
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Thunder Twist

When 2 dudes ride 2 up on a Honda Goldwing while drinking a Bud Light.
John: "Hey did you see those guys riding that Goldwing?"
Bob: "Yeah, they did the thunder twist"
by Surfer Brooo April 13, 2023
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ThE tWiSt

a corkscrew on a roller coaster; most prevalently the corkscrew on Afterburn
My favorite part of the ride is definitely ThE tWiSt! I love that; that’s my favorite part.
by Monsieur Lawton April 15, 2023
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glocky twist

The action of braiding a females hair while such person performs oral sex.
"I tried the glocky twist last night; worst french braids ive ever seen."
by colorbow April 19, 2023
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Johnson Twist

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson. Preferably with a twisting motion.
I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.
by LaJohnson April 19, 2023
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Shamalanian-twist

Whether during story telling or in real life, an unexpected circumstance alters the entire perception and view of the preceding events
Vanessa said she loved me, but in a shamalanian-twist, she got married to my best friend.
by Kid Cardashian April 25, 2023
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